Dr. Knoxville or How I learned to stop worrying and love Jackass

Once upon a time I hated Jackass. I flatly refused to watch even a half second of a single episode. I dated a guy who watched it, then married a guy who loves it. still I hated it and would not watch. When I heard they were making a movie I knew there was no way I could get out of seeing it, my husband was much to excited for me to deny him the pleasure of torturing me for almost 2 hours. I went with much grumbling and complaining. Then I saw "the rental car smash up derby" I was hooked. See, I once had a ford rental car for 2 weeks, and that is exactly what I had wanted to do to it. From that moment on, I was a full fledged Jackass fan. Now I watch every episode I come across. I own both movies, the wildboys series, and proudly wear my Bam element shirt. I realize that with every minute I am exposed to Jackass and it many related shows I lose a few more brain cells, but I don't care. I love Jackass, there I said it.