Oh G-d another rant...

For all the women who insist in driving the largest SUV they can find, STOP. Seriously. You have proven time and time again that you can not drive or park them properly. I would normally chalk this up to having ovaries makes you incompetent at driving, but I have proven that theory wrong by driving and parking a box truck with no problem. Sorry ladies, get another excuse. Oh, but it is my husbands car. Really? Then let him drive drive it. Chances are he'll do a better job at it than you will. Learn to drive your damn vehicle before somebody shoots it. (with a .40 caliber hollow point through the engine block) Honestly, I drive one of the smallest cars you can get and I park in the middle of a parking space and without fail some damn expedition, excurstion, escalade, or surburban parks beside me inside my space and dings my car. While I have great insurance coverage, I do not enjoy the thought of filing a claim for the mulitple little dings and dents you have put in my car. Instead I would rather key the fuck out of your car (or shoot it) or at the very lest ding you back. I know this leads to more paint needed on my car, but at least I get the satisfaction of causing you grief. So, in closing, if you ding a Mini and have a paragraph about proper parking engraved in your door, don't be surprised. Fuckers!